Does Your Blog Induce Projectile Vomiting?
Posted on May 8th, 2008 by Jason under Guest Post
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Think that headline is too strong? Maybe we haven’t been looking at the same blogs. While looks are not the most important aspect of a blog, there’s no denying that they’re important. It doesn’t matter how amazing your content is if people flee in terror before they can read it.
Unfortunately, just like some American Idol contestants have no idea they can’t sing, some bloggers have no idea they’re repulsing potential readers (or they don’t care). Some blogs I’ve subscribed to were just so ugly I was forced to read them only in my RSS reader, never clicking through. That meant I wasn’t reading comments, which meant a lower level of engagement with the blog. It also meant I wasn’t leaving comments and helping the blog grow, and I wasn’t clicking ads.
Unless you’re in certain niches like web design or celebrity gossip, you don’t necessarily need a super-flashy theme. I decided to go with one that was simple and understated, just Kubric with a face-lift (and later on, a custom banner). In fact, focusing too much on aesthetics can potentially make your blog less functional. But it’s not hard to strike a balance between your objectives.
What makes a blog pleasing to the eye? It’s not so much a matter of doing certain things right as it is avoiding major mistakes. Just look at your blog and temporarily lose your attachment to it. Look at it objectively, from the eyes of a new visitor, and think of whether it might disgust them.
Don’t use color combinations that strain the eyes, like white text on a black background. Don’t mix colors that clash, like pink and orange. Don’t slap on so many colors that your blog looks gaudier than Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.
Don’t use tiny fonts that make people wonder if they need glasses. Don’t use serif fonts that are illegible at typical screen resolutions. Don’t write monolithic paragraphs that readers get lost in.
There are rules that professional designers live by for making everything into a work of art. But for most people, it’s not necessary to be the Michelangelo of blogging. It’s really quite simple. Just put yourself in your readers’ shoes, and think of whether you’re doing anything that would be painful for them to see. With a little bit of effort, any blog can be redesigned in a way that lets readers keep their lunch down.
Hunter Nuttall writes about personal development at his blog Hunter Nuttall . com – Stop sucking and live a life of abundance. No, he doesn’t offer blog design services, he’s just a concerned citizen.
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So true this post. I am just happy the fad of ultra darm themes for blogs is over. If I read one more blog with all black with some red text I will litterally projectile vomit.
So Ben - you think that colour change for the theme that I was thinking of on TUK (you know, a stylish purple and pink combination with blue underlines) is a bad idea, then?
Seriously though, cracking guest post from Hunter. There are too many blogs out there that well… to be blunt, look like sh!t - and then wonder why no one’s reading them
Blogging is huuuge phenomena, so it is very possible that not all bloggers are ready to make everything right.
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What surprises me the most is that there are some blogs with horrible designs that still have thousands of readers daily, I guess it’s the content.
@ Ben, black with red text? I guess it could be effective as an ad for a horror flick, but if you actually have to read posts like that, it could get tiring very quickly.
@ Jason, thanks for the chance to write a guest post. I just had to say something about this problem!
@ Aleks, definitely, we bloggers all have so many things to work on that we can’t possibly get everything right. But bloggers should be sure not to be extraordinarily bad in any area.
@ Rajaie, that’s true, some popular blogs have terrible designs. There must be a reason people read them, and if your content is magnetic then I guess you can get away with a bad design. But why not have good content AND a good design?
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Very true! I feel the same way about blog designs.
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So true. A good theme should be simple, light and fast. That’s all it needs.
I quite like TUKs theme, that pretty much fits it
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I still think it depends. Some people want their blog to look like shit, especially people doing niche blogging, since they are not looking for readers but rather for click throughs.
But for those that encourage engaging readers should do some work on it.
@ Mark, glad you agree!
@ George, I’m a fan of simplicity too, and TUK’s theme certainly qualifies. Everything is easy to find.
@ Tarif, that’s true. If your goal is just to get people to click on an ad, you want them to see your site and then want to get the hell out of there. Maybe one of the ads will take them to something more to their liking, so they click it. In a way, an ugly site is to your advantage in that case.
However, this strategy depends heavily on search traffic. To get search traffic you need links, which can be hard to get if no one wants to link to your ugly site. But your point is valid–readers are engaged by pretty sites, and want to click their way out of ugly sites.
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A good theme should be simple engaging and fast while mainting a level of brand awareness and uniqueness. Sort of like what you have going here, no one else has this exact theme…
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I believe blog design need to be simple but attractive. TUK blog design is good.But I feel you need to add something more on sidebars.
@ Hunter Nuttall : You have quite good design.But its too simple.
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@ Moneybites, uniqueness is always good for branding. You wouldn’t see two decent companies with the same logo, and you don’t want your blog to look exactly like someone else’s.
@ Agent 001, can you elaborate on why you feel TUK needs something more in the sidebars, and what you mean by “too simple?”
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Definitely a good post, there’s a fine line between conservative and overkill… and walking that line carefully is a tough thing to do. As a former designer, I’m lucky enough to have that kind of image in my mind of what looks good… but not excessive. This is a pretty solid article, and I think that a lot of people should take up on these tips
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I think a lot of sites are ugly but do well because of what you can find there (content). Looks at craigslist, could it be any simpler?
It is hard to understand why some sites with great content don’t improve their looks. Like already said why not have both great content and great looks!
I think it just goes to show that “Content is King”, and looks are not that important if you have that (kinda opposite of the real world, huh!?).
@ Jim, I checked out your blog, and it looks pretty nice. Your design experience definitely helps you here, and you’ve definitely got a unique banner!
@ egk, to me, simple is not bad. I think it’s great that craigslist is so simple, because that makes it easy to use. Still, I find it very plain looking, and I think they could make it look a lot better while keeping it simple. I wonder if they could have taken off faster if they looked better.
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It would be interesting to see a % figure of all new blogs created in the last 30 days that would meet the standard of inducing uncontrollable vomiting.
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Ben, if you can get a hold of a list of newly created blogs, please tell us the percentage that meets the criteria!
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